42 Witty And Funny Marriage Tweets Perfectly Describing 2020


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It doesn’t matter how many times we discuss marriages: it would never be enough, we guess! Marriage is tough and those who are on the path of becoming someone’s significant other need to understand all the ups and downs. It might be hard but it is always worth it!

1. The opinion 

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Well, the husband might not agree but we guess that this woman is technically correct. The dog is part of the family.

2. The level

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It seems that this person needs to be there for his wife even when she cannot fall asleep on time.

3. The convo

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Now, this is one of those games that most married people know how to play and win.

4. The husband

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Here is yet another tweet that shows how marriages can transform a person and reveal their dark side.

5. The question

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It seems that what would be the perfect set of excuses for some was not an obstacle for this person.

6. The other question

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Wow, this is one really graphic tweet but we guess that it would happen exactly as described.

7. The expert

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Here is one piece of advice that all husbands around the world need to write down immediately.

8. The advice

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It appears that this piece of advice is not always one that parents took on time, and it is too late in this case.

9. The marriage 

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We are certain that this wife is the most patient person ever and we salute her for her nerves of steel.

10. The remark

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Well, most people would do nothing else but silently agree with this statement which is surely obvious.

11. The counselor 

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We believe that if this happened for real, then it was not flattering at all.

12. The boxes

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Now, this is one strategy that just might work but we guess that this wife really needs to buy a real gift.

13. The realization

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Some people really think that they have a certain advantage in their relationships but this never lasts forever.

14. The pizza

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Here is one kind of infidelity that should never be forgiven – after all, this is pizza we are talking about.

15. The tubes

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The things that spouses do when they share their lives are not that common for other people.

16. The advice 

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Now, this is one of the things that we can honestly say bother us the most and we guess we’re not the only ones.

17. The shirt

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Sometimes, a fine dose of sarcasm is just the right tool to have things your way, as you can see here.

18. The truth 

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We firmly believe that this is one of the most relatable tweets in existence. This is how things are.

19. The experience 

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Now, this is one of the things that can be considered a crucial piece of advice for every married man out there.

20. The delivery 

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Here is the kind of joke that is undeniably funny but it could also result in a really intense feud, we believe.

21. The funny tweet

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We guess that this is the kind of dark humor that is suitable for describing married life.

22. The ice coffee

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It really seems that people should focus on the small things that make their spouses happy.

23. The IKEA visits

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We are convinced that more than a few couples could relate to this tweet, including us.

24. The coupon

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It seems that this is surely not the kind of thing you should forget when your wife asks you about it

25. The friends

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Well, it appears that this wife was probably joking but there is a chance she was telling the truth.

26. The husband

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We wish that adult medicine still had those incredibly good tastes we remember from our childhood.

27. The game

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It appears that this is the one game that could easily end up a relationship and you can easily see why.

28. The toaster

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Now, this is one of the most despicable ways of getting back to someone who annoyed you.

29. The meeting

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We know that being at home during quarantine and trying to work is very hard but family members make it even harder.

30. The jar

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It really seems that this is any husband’s last resort when it comes to marriages – this husband is doomed.

31. The date

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Things always change when people eventually get married and move in together – romance is often gone.

32. The mood

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Well, here is one fine example of how overthinking and anxiety can leave a wrong impression.

33. The phone

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It appears that this is one of the most interesting tips one can learn from experience.

34. The night out

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They say that love is blind and this person realized that things have changed since she met her husband.

35. The cookie

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Now, this is one of those moments that marriage seems to be a lot harder than it already is.

36. The habits

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Making a whole presentation about the annoying habits of your spouse might just be too much of an effort.

37. The break

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Well, some people actually remain silent throughout the whole movie but not this husband, apparently.

38. The cold

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Here is one tweet that is full of self-irony but it also speaks the truth.

39. The date

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Here is how one person decided to be honest with his future spouse and we like that.

40. The rescue husband

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Now, this is one way to make fun of your spouse[‘s funny behavior at a party.

41. The wife

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Well, this is one of the most sarcastic texts we have ever seen and you can see why.

42. The images

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They say that romance is dead once people get married and this seems to be the truth here.


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