18 HIlarious And Accurate Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Married Life


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Marriages are not for the faint of heart and those who have been down that route surely know that from experience. The tweets below were posted by people who were too honest about their marriages.

1. The garbage

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The thing about marriage is that it always offers the same things you need to do day after day and you need to accept that. Taking out the trash is such a thing and pushing it inside the bin so it could take a bit more garbage is an extreme sport.

2. The couch

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Newlyweds love to cuddle in bed and they are always looking forward to going to the bedroom. It seems that this changes over time and people are more tempted by the option to sleep by themselves than share the bed.

3. The status

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It seems that the kind of relationship that ends up in similar conversations is something most married people are familiar with. The trouble is, these conversations are more likely to end up in a feud instead of a solution.

4. The true love

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Now, this is something that nobody could prepare you for and you learn it only when you are lucky enough to find this person and enjoy their company. Still. enjoying their breath in the morning is impossible if you ask us.

5. The position 

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There are things about marriage that can neither be denied nor fixed and if you want to be married, then you need to accept them. Not being able to find a comfortable position is normal because you are never alone in the huge bed.

6. The video

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Here is yet another example of what marriage is all about. Of course, it is not all about cat videos or other fun stuff but this situation and similar ones are an indication of a close bond which is the kind of thing we all want.

7. The wood 

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Now, this is one example of what married life feels like. This person cannot help but wonder why her husband was so careful with things like wood from Home Depot but could not care less about how she raised their kids.

8. The fresh texts

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Now, this is one of those things that could make a person cringe. Needless to say, this person probably wanted the picture for a reason but someone could assume that it is the kind of joke that keeps a marriage alive.

9. The bubblegum

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Here is yet another example of how marriage changes people and this is something most people learn on their own. Even if someone told you all the perks to expect from married life, you would hardly believe it.

10. The task

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The variety of chores around a household is enough to keep two people busy for a really long time. It is also true that some of these things are continuously repeated every day and preheating the oven is one of them.

11. The dishwasher

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Talking about chores, you must admit that the first time you had to load the dishwater, you had to take some time to figure things out. This person had the courage to admit that wives are often there for their husbands when it comes to chores.

12. The sleep

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The thing about married life is that it can take away all the romance and the butterflies in your gut would simply fly off because you will face reality. Snoring is something that can really get in the way of love.

13. The book

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The good thing about people who live together and get along is the fact that they are most likely sharing the same interests. In this case, the people who decided to see a movie were not exactly on the same page.

14. The conference call

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This is another example of just how challenging married life can be. There are numerous moments when you would gladly give it up if it was that easy and this person described such a moment. Working from home is tough when you must share the same premises with someone.

15. The toddler

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Now, this is one of the funniest tweets we have seen so far and we can imagine just how this moment happened and how it looked like from aside. This mother probably wanted to feel what it was like to be a princess.

16. The real deal

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You need to know that there is no such thing as a perfect relationship and if someone tells you otherwise, they are wrong. Seeing happy couples on social media is a lot different than what happens in real life and we all should understand that.

17. The sidekick 

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It seems that most husbands have already learned a valuable lesson. It appears that those who understand that they are their wife’s sidekick and not the other way around. This tweet sums that up in just a few words.

18. The opinion 

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There are many things we could say about marriage but the part of that experience that explains how two people complete each other is our favorite. The short tweet above perfectly explains that and we guess that most couples have this distinctive feature.


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